Oooooo, Canada.
A badass unicorn on a leash at that. So. Much. Win.
(It’s a sign limoncellomusings…. go for it!)
Had to be said.
Oh Heart, these are your kinds of girls.
You can have all of them, except the one in fishnets. She is mine. I might share if you ask nicely.
(Source: lovelywhore, via allkindsofdirty)
I don’t care who you are, or how many people you’ve date/fucked/loved, at the end of the day we’re all searching for someone who makes us feel this giddy/happy to be around.
And if when all is said and done and the dust from all the fights have settled you look at your SO and feel like this towards them then you are with the right person.
If that is the case then everything else in life, all the hardships all the sad moments, they are exceptions to a condition. A blip.
If you don’t, then you are with the wrong person.
I’ve been flirting with a sexy girl recently and I asked her what she’d do if she found out that I had a small cock. This was her reply.
Best compliment. Ever.
